padnote:

okay let’s see what’s on the e3 website

alright

wait

what is

(Source: e3expo.com, via krawken)

coatproteins:

gaywalrus:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

gross ugly pathetic sobbing

aw

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)

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the-malicious-manifesto:

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

…… decided I need to go see the movie again just to check for this

the person who made this also made an alternate ending:

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chronaxie:

aprofessorstale:

hiddlywink:

dumtweedledee:

➵  You don’t have to literally hold my hand Cap.
✩ Fury said I had to keep an eye on you, and you wandered off.
➵  I had to go to the bathroom! Seriously, let go.
✩ Can’t do that Hawkeye.

#’come along baby hawk’ #’but I don’t wanna - ‘ #’son - just don’t’

#’son - just don’t’
SCREAMING

chronaxie:

aprofessorstale:

hiddlywink:

dumtweedledee:

  You don’t have to literally hold my hand Cap.

✩ Fury said I had to keep an eye on you, and you wandered off.

  I had to go to the bathroom! Seriously, let go.

✩ Can’t do that Hawkeye.

#’come along baby hawk’ #’but I don’t wanna - ‘ #’son - just don’t’

#’son - just don’t’

SCREAMING

(Source: ironmaan, via coatproteins)

thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

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skulls-arts-n-farts:

Artist: Skulltopus

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wugs:

iamladyloki:

deverassupimpa:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON


CLARK

wugs:

iamladyloki:

deverassupimpa:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

CLARK

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My family went to stratford and I got a pretty new journal

this is that pretty journal, it has what I’m guessing are bits of a Chopin manuscript on the cover and HAVE I MENTIONED IT IS PRETTY YET

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#Cafechan

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bowlersandtophats:

mutableman:

Sleep well. (x)

Woah

is this Karz’s work because it looks really familiar

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